I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT
Fun fact: fall out boy fans actually know close to no fall out boy lyrics but will have a reaction close to a religious awakening if you reveal some to them
Don’t think about it all, just keep your head low.
Don’t think about it at all.
black widow (2014) #05